EVERYTHING ON IT
Poem and Drawing by Shel Silverstein
- I asked for a hot dog
- With everything on it,
- And that was my big mistake,
- ‘Cause it came with a parrot,
- A bee in a bonnet,
- A wristwatch, a wrench, and a rake.
- It came with a goldfish,
- A flag, and a fiddle,
- A frog, and a front porch swing,
- And a mouse in a mask —
- That’s the last time I ask
- For a hog dog with everything.